Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Start Wars Underwear

Underwear!

There - I've said it.

But there's more...

There's nothing like the feeling of new underwear. Maybe it's just me and maybe it makes me strange, but I don't care. I like leaving the store with the bag full of crisp new undies, and the idea of a fresh new start.

It not easy to shop for undies though; low-cut, hi-cut, bikini, frilly, lacy, practical, briefs, boy shorts, thong (Gasp - No - not the thong!!) The sizes are always limited and the colours/patters are not always (or almost ever) desirable.  The waist band is of concern as well. I prefer the wider elastic at the top, it last longer, doesn't fray as quickly and is way more comfortable. I also don't like the elastic at the legs to be too tight either. Finding the right comfortable fit is not easy, especially when you're on a budget. Women's underwear can get stupid expensive.

I, as most, have a drawer full and over the years, I hate to think of the money that's gone into covering my butt (and my other womanly parts).

But here's the thing, and if you're already calling me strange or weird, this will put you over the edge, not all of my undies are, strictly speaking, women's underwear.

Yup - I have been known to wear men's. Doing it today - Star Wars boxers with Yoda, Han, Leia, Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Obi-wan, the whole crew. And they aren't the only ones that I have either. I have cool boxers with sugar skulls on them, some plaid flannels, other cartoony ones too. Some don't even have a pattern that is all that cool but they looked like they would be totally comfortable, so I got them.

I could try and explain - justify - that back in the day, when I was playing a lot of different sports that the only undergarments that were appropriate to wear under my hockey equipment, for example, were usually men's long johns and that when the boxer-briefs came out, that they were also way warmer than any women's underwear that was available, that it all started from necessity, and I wouldn't be lying. I used men's hockey equipment long before the ladies' versions were widely available, not to mention that I had hand-me-downs.

If a girl wears "it" then "it" is a girl's "thing"!

And make no mistake; I am a girl, well, a woman. I'm not gender ambivalent and I'm not sexually androgynous, curious or confuse. If you are - cool - I support you being you, and I expect you to support me for being me - or at the very least, to be indifferent to me and how I live my life.

But I AM woman; Hear me Roar! and cry and giggle and sneeze and yell and whisper and grumble and sing and whine and laugh and hick-up and shout and sigh and all the noises and sounds that I make.

I wear t-shirts, boots, hats, socks, jackets... if I wear them, they are mine. The sizing may be "men's" the cut or fit might be "men's" but they are mine, and I'm a woman.


I got my hair cut a while ago. I do that from time to time. The place I go is a cheap walk in place, not a fancy-shmancy salon.  I take my chances on who will be cutting my hair, but to be honest, my hair isn't all that important to me.

It's typically an ordeal to get it done right, but for 1/4 price of the salons, I'll deal with it.

I once had long hair - very long hair. I've had it lots of different lengths, so I know what it's like and I know what I want, and I want it short. I have my reasons, they shouldn't matter, but bottom line, it's way easier to deal with.

SnapChat video from Summer 2016.

The last time I was in for a haircut, I explain that I want it cut short, very short; I want the back shaved. It took the hairdresser a long time to accept that I wanted her to use the electric razor and shave the back of my head - much like a military cut. I told her: shaved with #1, tapered up to a trim off the top. No matter how much I explained, she couldn't understand. So I let her do her thing. When she was done, I told her that it looked good, but I wanted it shorter, shaved. Reluctantly she pulled out the electric razor. 

Her comment was something like "oh, you want a man's cut? first time I do this for a woman." I smiled and nodded and didn't comment further, but in my head I was screaming.

It's my freaking hair. I am a woman. If this is how I want my hair cut, first off, don't argue with me, and second it's a Woman's Cut if it's on a Woman's head!


I like Pink. I didn't always, but I do now. It's not my favorite colour, but it's ok. I used to think that pink was a "pretty" colour and a "weak" colour that liking it would make me a wuss. I used to think that if I liked "girl" colours, I couldn't do "boy" things, or that I wouldn't be taken seriously if I did.

I had a similar issue with the colour purple (not the movie). Once I became aware that it could be related to being gay, I shied away from it so as not to send the message that I was gay. Not that I have ever had an issue with anyone being gay, or curious, or whatever, but just that I wasn't and didn't want to send out the signal that I was. Not that it mattered, I found out years later that apparently, in high school, people thought I was a lesbian. Not that that mattered either, all through high school, I had my fair share of boyfriends.


My point is I am who I am and I'll wear what I damn well please and I'll cut my hair however I want and I'll be who I want to be.

It may have been a tough lesson to learn, but I hope that everyone get to this point (if this has helped in any way, great). Be who you want to be. Wear what you want to wear.


As an afterthought - but still important - if I tell you that I love you, or that you are beautiful, handsome, smart, sexy, or that those jeans make your ass look extra awesome, or that that shirt is smokin' hot on you, or whatever... I'm telling you because I'm thinking it and I feel  comfortable enough with you to tell you. It does not mean I want to sleep with you. I'm not hitting on you. I'm telling you so that you know what I'm thinking, what I'm seeing, what I'm feeling.

Too many people are willing to cut each other down. I'm willing to tell people they look good, smell good, have good ideas.

I'm not expecting anything back, maybe a smile.  :)


Until next time, be good to yourself and to each other. 

#AKF




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